1.人间大事 吃喝二字。
World events eat and drink two words.
2.肚子享受 心里想瘦。
Stomach enjoy heart want thin.
3.人生苦短 再来一碗。
Life is too short. One more bowl.
4.日有所吃 夜有所胖。
Eat by day and get fat by night.
5.出来混 总是要胖的。
You always get fat out there.
6.人生喜忧参半 快乐只有干饭。
Life is bittersweet only dry rice.
7.今天依然是碌碌无为的知食分子。
Today, they are still unproductive food molecules.
8.恋爱可以慢慢谈 肉必须趁热吃
Love can be slow. Meat must be eaten hot.
9.这么多天不喝奶茶 感觉我不甜了。
I don't feel sweet after so many days without milk tea.
10.只要我吃的够快 体重就追不上我。
As long as I eat fast enough, my weight won't catch up with me.
11.多年前你的一句保重 我至今没瘦
Take care of yourself many years ago, I have not lost weight.
12.曾经沧海难为水 鱼香肉丝配鸡腿。
Once the sea is difficult for water fish fragrant pork and chicken leg.
13.生活给了我很多长胖的机会 我都抓住了。
Life gave me a lot of opportunities to gain weight and I took them.
14.当我长胖的时候 没有一个食物是无辜的。
No food is innocent when I get fat.
15.如果喝水都会长胖的话 为什么不喝奶茶呢。
If drinking water can make you fat, why not drink milk tea.
16.好吃的东西要吃进肚子 可爱的人要放进心里。
The delicious things to eat in the belly to the lovely people in the heart.
17.我把自己吃的这么圆 就是为了不让别人看扁。
I eat myself so roundly that I don't want people to think it's too bad.
18.本想一口一口吃掉忧愁 没想到却一口一口吃成肉球。
I wanted to eat sorrow bite by bite, but I ate it bite by bite.
